Getting a dental appointment is like pulling teeth
‘Getting a dental appointment is like pulling teeth.’
Wilbur
Thursday
Thursday
Stagflation
Stagflation
Thursday
The £100-a-tank
‘The £100-a-tank tests have not started well.’
The barefaced cheek of the man!
‘The barefaced cheek of the man!’
Thursday
We shouldn’t talk about Andrew in front of the children
‘Perhaps we shouldn’t talk about Andrew in front of the children.’
Wednesday
Imperial measurements may return
‘We’ll be able to measure all the stuff we can no longer afford in pounds and ounces.’
Good thing we abandoned our lockdown dog
‘Good thing we abandoned our lockdown dog.’
Thursday
Here’s to many happy, scandal-free years in government
‘Here’s to many happy, scandal-free years in government!’
Thursday
What did you do in the war on civil servants?
‘Daddy, what did you do in the war on civil servants?’
Thursday
Telephone consultations
‘I’m afraid I can only currently offer telephone consultations.’
Thursday
They drain your energy at this age
‘They drain your energy at this age, don’t they?’
I came into politics for the sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll
‘I came into politics for the sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll.’
Thursday
Cancel Netflix
‘I’ve had to cancel Netflix. Do you mind if we get straight down to the “chill”?’
The gentleman over there would like to buy you a drink
‘The gentleman over there would like to buy you a drink.’
Thursday
It’s like an NFT you can hang on your wall
‘So cool – it’s like an NFT you can hang on your wall!’
Thursday
Of course, there was no suggestion of any wrongdoing
‘Of course, there was no suggestion of any wrongdoing.’
Thursday
A less hazardous energy source
‘One day they might decide to move towards a less hazardous energy source.’
On the bright side
‘On the bright side, the days are getting longer.’