Queue for the bathroom
‘Don’t tell me I now have to queue for the bathroom!’
Wilbur
Thursday
Thursday
Swapped genders
‘The Prime Minister and the Queen have swapped genders!’
Thursday
Energy bill crisis
‘Surely there’s a better word!’
Thursday
You’re through to NHS 111
‘Hello, you’re through to NHS 111...’
He’s standing on my foot
‘He’s standing on my foot.’
Thursday
Storm warning
‘Meteorological, political, military or financial?’
Thursday
We heard there’s a dentist in the area
‘We heard there’s a dentist in the area taking new patients.’
Thursday
I’m worried about Beth
‘I’m worried about Beth. She doesn’t seem to like football like other girls.’
Thursday
NHS on its knees
... which both need operations
Thursday
If our flight hadn’t been cancelled…
‘Just think, if our flight hadn’t been cancelled we’d be in the sun right now.’
Thursday
One day, son
‘One day, son, all this will be yours.’
Thursday
Max! You’re not in the House of Commons
‘Max! You’re not in the House of Commons.’
With the price of these strawberries, it feels like we’re really there
‘With the price of these strawberries, it feels like we’re really there.’
Thursday
Getting a dental appointment is like pulling teeth
‘Getting a dental appointment is like pulling teeth.’
Thursday
Stagflation
Stagflation
Thursday
The £100-a-tank
‘The £100-a-tank tests have not started well.’
The barefaced cheek of the man!
‘The barefaced cheek of the man!’
Thursday
We shouldn’t talk about Andrew in front of the children
‘Perhaps we shouldn’t talk about Andrew in front of the children.’
