You might be better waiting for the next one
‘You might be better waiting for the next one.’
Wilbur
Thursday
Thursday
Let’s enjoy our honeymoon period
‘Anyway, let’s enjoy our honeymoon period.’
I think I’ve found the pound
‘I think I’ve found the pound.’
Thursday
First for the chop
‘Are the royal pen-makers first for the chop, perchance?'
There was something a little bit archaic about the whole institution
‘I ventured to suggest that there was something a little bit archaic about the whole institution.’
Queue for the bathroom
‘Don’t tell me I now have to queue for the bathroom!’
Thursday
Swapped genders
‘The Prime Minister and the Queen have swapped genders!’
Thursday
Energy bill crisis
‘Surely there’s a better word!’
Thursday
You’re through to NHS 111
‘Hello, you’re through to NHS 111...’
He’s standing on my foot
‘He’s standing on my foot.’
Thursday
Storm warning
‘Meteorological, political, military or financial?’
Thursday
We heard there’s a dentist in the area
‘We heard there’s a dentist in the area taking new patients.’
Thursday
I’m worried about Beth
‘I’m worried about Beth. She doesn’t seem to like football like other girls.’
Thursday
NHS on its knees
... which both need operations
Thursday
If our flight hadn’t been cancelled…
‘Just think, if our flight hadn’t been cancelled we’d be in the sun right now.’
Thursday
One day, son
‘One day, son, all this will be yours.’
Thursday
Max! You’re not in the House of Commons
‘Max! You’re not in the House of Commons.’
With the price of these strawberries, it feels like we’re really there
‘With the price of these strawberries, it feels like we’re really there.’