Wilbur

‘They’re copying our policy of blaming everything on the past.’

‘The news just gets more and more distressing.’

‘I’m hoping the government will nationalise this.’

‘The swine! We’ll have to overwinter here, in our Tuscany home.’

‘One day, all this will be a housing estate.’

‘I love American politics, it makes me feel young again.’

‘This puts us in the very awkward position of being in admiration of the French.’

‘I’m afraid your medical records have been leaked.’

‘Is that to drink here or throw at Nigel Farage?’

‘Perhaps this lot are a little too far to the right?’

‘No party has said a word about how they’re going to tackle the slug invasion.’