We’re going to need a bigger bolt
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‘We’re going to need a bigger bolt.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
Wednesday
And they all died happily ever after
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‘And they all died happily ever after.’
We won’t feel the effects of the IH tax change on farmers until it reaches The Archers
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‘We won’t feel the effects of the IH tax change on farmers until it reaches The Archers.’
Wednesday
He had to go
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‘Well, he had to go’
I’m going to lose my job to AI
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‘I’m going to lose my job to AI.’
Wednesday
We found this near the scene of the crime, sarge
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‘We found this near the scene of the crime, sarge.’
Wednesday
Cheese on toast again?
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‘Cheese on toast again?’
Working woman
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‘I’m just praying no one asks us to define a working woman.’
Wednesday
Ironically I’d just had a great idea
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‘Ironically I’d just had a great idea about how to save the NHS.’
Yes, I’ve changed some of the pictures
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‘Yes, I’ve changed some of the pictures.’
Wednesday
Anti-vaxxer
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‘Now I’m definitely an anti-vaxxer.’
Wednesday
If Gary Lineker goes
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‘If Gary Lineker goes as well they’re in trouble.’
Assisting dying
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‘I’ve been assisting dying for years.’
Wednesday
Gift of clothing
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‘Personally, I’d never accept a gift of clothing’
This looks awfully cosy
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‘This looks awfully cosy – might we join you?’
No donations to be left on doorstep
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All right Margaret…
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‘All right Margaret... the time has come. Let’s get rid of Betamax.’
Wednesday
This year, it’s a choice
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‘This year, it’s a choice between heating and Oasis tickets.’
Thursday
But the school will fine us if we take the kids away during term time
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‘But the school will fine us if we take the kids away during term time.’
Wednesday
I’d pay £500
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‘I’d pay £500 to never hear another word about the Oasis reunion.’
