I prefer the British approach
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‘I prefer the British approach of breaking things slowly.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
I have a large collection of action figures and model cars
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‘If you want a toy boy, I have a large collection of action figures and model cars.’
It’s quite crowded in here
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‘It’s quite crowded in here.’
Wednesday
Mountaineer
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Roses are red
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‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I can simulate loving you.’
Happy Valentine’s!
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Wednesday
We’re finished
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‘If Donald Trump hits us with tariffs, we’re finished.’
Wednesday
Veganuary’s over
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‘Veganuary’s over.’
Wednesday
Although I must say
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‘Although I must say, I had been hoping for health secretary.’
Wednesday
Fact checking
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‘How is your fact-checking?’
Dry January is going to be a struggle
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‘Dry January is going to be a struggle.’
Wednesday
I do worry about this neighbourhood
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‘I do worry about this neighbourhood.’
Monday
You know you can do this online now?
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'You know you can do this online now?'
Monday
I told you we should have Airbnb’d it
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‘I told you we should have Airbnb’d it.’
Check out the podcast
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‘Check out the podcast.’
Perfect christmas present
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‘I thought a robin would be the perfect Christmas present, but they didn’t seem to like it.’
Wednesday
I’ve got a certificate that says I’m a sheep
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‘I’ve got a certificate that says I’m a sheep.’
We’re going to need a bigger bolt
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‘We’re going to need a bigger bolt.’
Wednesday
And they all died happily ever after
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‘And they all died happily ever after.’
