Wilbur

‘I knew I shouldn’t have built my house with Raac. Can I stay with you?’

‘Actually, I want to go back to pink unicorns.’

‘It’s too cheap – we should shoplift somewhere more upmarket.’

‘Is the Twitter revamp that bad!?’

‘What do you mean I’ll have to pay the Ulez charge?’

‘Finally, something concrete.’

‘I was going to take a gap year to see the world, but the world’s coming to see us.’

‘Turns out he was only seeing me for my Netflix password.’

‘Whatever happened to AI taking all the jobs?’

‘I’m swearing allegiance to Gary Lineker.’

‘Right after they learn to identify one.’

‘We need to think outside the box.’