Wilbur

‘Honestly? If it’s more bad news I’d rather not know.’

‘Now we’ll be able to vote for him to leave.’

‘AI could annihilate the human race but it can also make new Beatles songs, so it’s good and bad.’

‘Oh, look, we can do some apple-bobbing.’

‘Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite.’

‘Is he sort of getting off on it?’

‘I said we’re not supposed to chat – people don’t like it.’

‘We’ll have to shoplift elsewhere now’

‘I don’t suppose you used Raac?’

‘Actually, I want to go back to pink unicorns.’

‘It’s too cheap – we should shoplift somewhere more upmarket.’

‘Is the Twitter revamp that bad!?’

‘What do you mean I’ll have to pay the Ulez charge?’