Wilbur

‘Don’t make assumptions about the outcome of the deputy leadership contest.’

‘This won’t be the last shake-up at No. 10.’

‘That’s it – we’re moving to Dubai.’

‘Some good news for a change.’

‘You’re certainly beach-body ready,’

‘Don’t you kids know how to download a VPN?’

‘What’s the matter with these people? Can’t they stick to sexist abuse?’

‘I considered joining the Labour party but this seemed easier.’

‘I’m feeling so hot and irritable, I’m joining in the BBC pile-on’

‘Have they finished HS2 yet?’

‘I’m ex-forces, so… I’ve had worse accommodation.’

‘Before we get too serious I must ask – do you want puppies?’

‘Apparently we go well with bargaining chips.’

‘Why is there nobody in this country who wants to look after Mum?’