The old rules-based order is history
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Wilbur
Wednesday
‘Oh Gruffalo, thank goodness! For a minute I thought you were David Walliams.’
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And they all lived happily ever after until the invention of the smartphone…
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Monday
And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?
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Saturday
‘We have a few notes on presentation and delivery.’
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Wednesday
‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’
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Wednesday
‘You make Rachel Reeves seem decisive.’
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Ah, some good news for once
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Wednesday
‘This could be the final nail in the coffin.’
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Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs
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Wednesday
Come on Donald, amuse me
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‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’
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Wednesday
Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?
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‘Move over!’
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Wednesday
‘Oui, Monsieur President, we’re putting our best man on ze case.’
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I want the credit for this!
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The Belittled Prince
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Wednesday
‘This house depresses me. The damp spot’s got worse.’
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