‘You make Rachel Reeves seem decisive.’
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‘You make Rachel Reeves seem decisive.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
Ah, some good news for once
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‘Ah, some good news for once.’
Wednesday
‘This could be the final nail in the coffin.’
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‘This could be the final nail in the coffin.’
Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs
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‘Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs.’
Wednesday
Come on Donald, amuse me
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‘Come on Donald, amuse me.’
‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’
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‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’
Wednesday
Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?
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‘Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?’
‘Move over!’
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‘Move over!’
Wednesday
‘Oui, Monsieur President, we’re putting our best man on ze case.’
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‘Oui, Monsieur President, we’re putting our best man on ze case.’
I want the credit for this!
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‘I want the credit for this!’
The Belittled Prince
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The Belittled Prince
Wednesday
‘This house depresses me. The damp spot’s got worse.’
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‘This house depresses me. The damp spot’s got worse.’
Wednesday
How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?
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‘How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?’
‘There’s a new Taylor Swift album’
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‘There’s a new Taylor Swift album’
I would aim one at the Tory conference but the chances of hitting anyone are remote.
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‘I would aim one at the Tory conference but the chances of hitting anyone are remote.’
Wednesday
‘This is no time for a leadership contest’
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‘This is no time for a leadership contest’
‘My political instincts are telling me this is a good time to launch a digital ID system.’
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‘My political instincts are telling me this is a good time to launch a digital ID system.’
Wednesday
‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’
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‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’
Wednesday
What have we done to deserve this?
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‘What have we done to deserve this? Trump this week, Harry last week...’
You will be able to come here for nail care and eyebrow threading
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‘But you will be able to come here for nail care and eyebrow threading.’