He should have gone to Specsavers
‘He should have gone to Specsavers.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
Wednesday
They’re copying our policy
‘They’re copying our policy of blaming everything on the past.’
This is our new social media guy
‘This is our new social media guy.’
Wednesday
The news just gets more and more distressing
‘The news just gets more and more distressing.’
The Great British high street
‘That would be a real shame for the Great British high street.’
Wednesday
I’m hoping the government will nationalise this
‘I’m hoping the government will nationalise this.’
Wednesday
The swine!
‘The swine! We’ll have to overwinter here, in our Tuscany home.’
Are you sure?
‘Are you sure you want to be taken to our leader?’
Wednesday
One day, all this will be a housing estate
‘One day, all this will be a housing estate.’
I haven’t had this much fun since the Old Testament
‘I had to save Trump – I haven’t had this much fun since the Old Testament.’
Wednesday
I love American politics, it makes me feel young again
‘I love American politics, it makes me feel young again.’
Do our bit
‘We want to do our bit to get Britain building.’
Wednesday
Awkward position
‘This puts us in the very awkward position of being in admiration of the French.’
I know the campaigning is over – I just need the rush
‘I know the campaigning is over – I just need the rush.’
Someone to vote for…
‘Someone to vote for... someone to vote for.’
Wednesday
I’m afraid your medical records have been leaked
‘I’m afraid your medical records have been leaked.’
Wednesday
Is that to drink here or throw at Nigel Farage?
‘Is that to drink here or throw at Nigel Farage?’
I wish our humans were conscious
‘I wish our humans were conscious – I’m starving.’
Hurry, you’re missing summer
‘Hurry, you’re missing summer!’
Wednesday
Little too far
‘Perhaps this lot are a little too far to the right?’
