We shouldn’t talk about Andrew in front of the children
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‘Perhaps we shouldn’t talk about Andrew in front of the children.’
Wilbur
Thursday
Wednesday
Refugee appeal
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Imperial measurements may return
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‘We’ll be able to measure all the stuff we can no longer afford in pounds and ounces.’
Good thing we abandoned our lockdown dog
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‘Good thing we abandoned our lockdown dog.’
Thursday
Elizabeth Line
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Here’s to many happy, scandal-free years in government
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‘Here’s to many happy, scandal-free years in government!’
Thursday
What did you do in the war on civil servants?
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‘Daddy, what did you do in the war on civil servants?’
Thursday
Telephone consultations
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‘I’m afraid I can only currently offer telephone consultations.’
Thursday
They drain your energy at this age
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‘They drain your energy at this age, don’t they?’
I came into politics for the sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll
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‘I came into politics for the sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll.’
Thursday
Cancel Netflix
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‘I’ve had to cancel Netflix. Do you mind if we get straight down to the “chill”?’
The gentleman over there would like to buy you a drink
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‘The gentleman over there would like to buy you a drink.’
Thursday
It’s like an NFT you can hang on your wall
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‘So cool – it’s like an NFT you can hang on your wall!’
Thursday
Of course, there was no suggestion of any wrongdoing
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‘Of course, there was no suggestion of any wrongdoing.’
Thursday
A less hazardous energy source
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‘One day they might decide to move towards a less hazardous energy source.’
On the bright side
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‘On the bright side, the days are getting longer.’
Thursday
I’d like to thank my fighting coach
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‘I’d like to thank my fighting coach...’
Happier news!
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Thursday
Ah, spring! Wonder what’s been going on in the world
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'Ah, spring! Wonder what’s been going on in the world.’
Thursday
We will still need to present our biometric information
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‘Of course, we will still need to present our biometric information.’
