Edward Lear nonsense poems found
‘They were initially mistaken for the government’s latest Covid advice.’
‘They were initially mistaken for the government’s latest Covid advice.’
‘So there’s someone with even worse judgment than Matt Hancock’
‘I hope you’re not looking at junk food ads again, young man!’
‘You wait ages for a classified defence document, and then stacks of them come along at once.’
‘Chesham and Amersham by-election…’
G7 head home
‘We’re not migrants — we’re just trying to get back from Portugal!’
‘I’ll never understand the rules of the game!’
‘The commute won’t be great but it’s all we can afford.’
‘It would have been wiser not to travel.’
‘Nothing for ages, then two come along at once.’
‘And that’s how you save the Labour party!’
‘Is this allowed under current Covid restrictions?’
‘I’m glad he wasn’t in Line of Duty. There would have been a riot.’
‘To be fair, the government is pulling out all the stops to help meet it.’
‘I hope professional football doesn’t become all about money!’
New school bully