There was something a little bit archaic about the whole institution
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‘I ventured to suggest that there was something a little bit archaic about the whole institution.’
Wilbur
Thursday
Queue for the bathroom
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‘Don’t tell me I now have to queue for the bathroom!’
Thursday
Swapped genders
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‘The Prime Minister and the Queen have swapped genders!’
Thursday
Energy bill crisis
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‘Surely there’s a better word!’
Thursday
You’re through to NHS 111
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‘Hello, you’re through to NHS 111...’
He’s standing on my foot
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‘He’s standing on my foot.’
Thursday
Storm warning
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‘Meteorological, political, military or financial?’
Thursday
We heard there’s a dentist in the area
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‘We heard there’s a dentist in the area taking new patients.’
Holiday lets
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Thursday
Planet Liz
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I’m worried about Beth
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‘I’m worried about Beth. She doesn’t seem to like football like other girls.’
Thursday
NHS on its knees
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... which both need operations
Thursday
If our flight hadn’t been cancelled…
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‘Just think, if our flight hadn’t been cancelled we’d be in the sun right now.’
Thursday
One day, son
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‘One day, son, all this will be yours.’
Thursday
Max! You’re not in the House of Commons
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‘Max! You’re not in the House of Commons.’
With the price of these strawberries, it feels like we’re really there
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‘With the price of these strawberries, it feels like we’re really there.’
Thursday
Getting a dental appointment is like pulling teeth
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‘Getting a dental appointment is like pulling teeth.’
Thursday
Stagflation
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Stagflation
Thursday
The £100-a-tank
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‘The £100-a-tank tests have not started well.’
The barefaced cheek of the man!
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‘The barefaced cheek of the man!’