April Fool!
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‘All’s well in the world... April Fool!’
Wilbur
Wednesday
Murdering people is still considered absolutely fine
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‘Don’t worry, murdering people is still considered absolutely fine.’
Wednesday
Big rise in shop lifting
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I’m getting the new fat jab
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‘I’m getting the new fat jab.’
Thursday
The dog sensitivity-read my homework
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‘The dog sensitivity-read my homework.’
Wednesday
Turning in his grave
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‘I’ve come as Roald Dahl, miss. Turning in his grave’
I’m afraid there’s an egg shortage and a soldier shortage
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‘I’m afraid there’s an egg shortage and a soldier shortage.’
Wednesday
Disney to cut 7000 jobs
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‘Presumably anyone with original ideas.’
Wednesday
Enough is enough
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Cartoonists strike.
Wednesday
Amazon drone strike
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Amazon drone strike
Amazon workers strike
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‘Now I’m worried!’
Wednesday
Pack it in you two
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‘Pack it in you two! You’re not members of the royal family.’
At least my bowl’s in one piece
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‘I may not live in a palace, but at least my bowl’s in one piece.’
Wednesday
January sales
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‘I love the January sales!’
Monday
Overpromised and underdelivered
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‘I’m afraid Santa may have overpromised and underdelivered.’
Bingeing
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Merry Christmas!
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‘Merry Christmas!’
Hopefully, many will choose heating over eating this year
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‘Hopefully, many will choose heating over eating this year.’
