I told you we should have Airbnb’d it
‘I told you we should have Airbnb’d it.’
Wilbur
Monday
Check out the podcast
‘Check out the podcast.’
Perfect christmas present
‘I thought a robin would be the perfect Christmas present, but they didn’t seem to like it.’
Wednesday
I’ve got a certificate that says I’m a sheep
‘I’ve got a certificate that says I’m a sheep.’
We’re going to need a bigger bolt
‘We’re going to need a bigger bolt.’
Wednesday
And they all died happily ever after
‘And they all died happily ever after.’
We won’t feel the effects of the IH tax change on farmers until it reaches The Archers
‘We won’t feel the effects of the IH tax change on farmers until it reaches The Archers.’
Wednesday
He had to go
‘Well, he had to go’
I’m going to lose my job to AI
‘I’m going to lose my job to AI.’
Wednesday
We found this near the scene of the crime, sarge
‘We found this near the scene of the crime, sarge.’
Wednesday
Cheese on toast again?
‘Cheese on toast again?’
Working woman
‘I’m just praying no one asks us to define a working woman.’
Wednesday
Ironically I’d just had a great idea
‘Ironically I’d just had a great idea about how to save the NHS.’
Yes, I’ve changed some of the pictures
‘Yes, I’ve changed some of the pictures.’
Wednesday
Anti-vaxxer
‘Now I’m definitely an anti-vaxxer.’
Wednesday
If Gary Lineker goes
‘If Gary Lineker goes as well they’re in trouble.’
Assisting dying
‘I’ve been assisting dying for years.’
Wednesday
Gift of clothing
‘Personally, I’d never accept a gift of clothing’
This looks awfully cosy
‘This looks awfully cosy – might we join you?’
