I think I’ll just get a dog.
‘I think I’ll just get a dog.’

‘I think I’ll just get a dog.’
‘We’ve been hit by a Trump tariff.’
‘We’re living in the best of times.’
‘I may have accidentally added someone to the group chat.’
‘You haven’t seen Adolescence?!’
‘Ugh! Scatter cushions.’
‘Can I be excused on the grounds of mental health?’
Death class
‘Am I hitting my diversity targets?’
‘I’ve been expecting you, Mr Bond’
‘I think we should get rid of our DEI measures.’
‘I can’t wait to go outside to see if the humans have obliterated themselves.’
‘I prefer the British approach of breaking things slowly.’
‘If you want a toy boy, I have a large collection of action figures and model cars.’
‘It’s quite crowded in here.’
‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I can simulate loving you.’