And they all died happily ever after
‘And they all died happily ever after.’
Wilbur
Yesterday
We won’t feel the effects of the IH tax change on farmers until it reaches The Archers
‘We won’t feel the effects of the IH tax change on farmers until it reaches The Archers.’
Wednesday
He had to go
‘Well, he had to go’
I’m going to lose my job to AI
‘I’m going to lose my job to AI.’
Wednesday
We found this near the scene of the crime, sarge
‘We found this near the scene of the crime, sarge.’
Wednesday
Cheese on toast again?
‘Cheese on toast again?’
Working woman
‘I’m just praying no one asks us to define a working woman.’
Wednesday
Ironically I’d just had a great idea
‘Ironically I’d just had a great idea about how to save the NHS.’
Yes, I’ve changed some of the pictures
‘Yes, I’ve changed some of the pictures.’
Wednesday
Anti-vaxxer
‘Now I’m definitely an anti-vaxxer.’
Wednesday
If Gary Lineker goes
‘If Gary Lineker goes as well they’re in trouble.’
Assisting dying
‘I’ve been assisting dying for years.’
Wednesday
Gift of clothing
‘Personally, I’d never accept a gift of clothing’
This looks awfully cosy
‘This looks awfully cosy – might we join you?’
No donations to be left on doorstep
All right Margaret…
‘All right Margaret... the time has come. Let’s get rid of Betamax.’
Wednesday
This year, it’s a choice
‘This year, it’s a choice between heating and Oasis tickets.’
Thursday
But the school will fine us if we take the kids away during term time
‘But the school will fine us if we take the kids away during term time.’
Wednesday
I’d pay £500
‘I’d pay £500 to never hear another word about the Oasis reunion.’
