‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’
‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
Wednesday
‘You make Rachel Reeves seem decisive.’
‘You make Rachel Reeves seem decisive.’
Ah, some good news for once
‘Ah, some good news for once.’
Wednesday
‘This could be the final nail in the coffin.’
‘This could be the final nail in the coffin.’
Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs
‘Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs.’
Wednesday
Come on Donald, amuse me
‘Come on Donald, amuse me.’
‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’
‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’
Wednesday
Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?
‘Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?’
‘Move over!’
‘Move over!’
Wednesday
‘Oui, Monsieur President, we’re putting our best man on ze case.’
‘Oui, Monsieur President, we’re putting our best man on ze case.’
I want the credit for this!
‘I want the credit for this!’
The Belittled Prince
The Belittled Prince
Wednesday
‘This house depresses me. The damp spot’s got worse.’
‘This house depresses me. The damp spot’s got worse.’
Wednesday
How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?
‘How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?’
‘There’s a new Taylor Swift album’
‘There’s a new Taylor Swift album’
I would aim one at the Tory conference but the chances of hitting anyone are remote.
‘I would aim one at the Tory conference but the chances of hitting anyone are remote.’
Wednesday
‘This is no time for a leadership contest’
‘This is no time for a leadership contest’
‘My political instincts are telling me this is a good time to launch a digital ID system.’
‘My political instincts are telling me this is a good time to launch a digital ID system.’
Wednesday
‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’
‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’
Wednesday
What have we done to deserve this?
‘What have we done to deserve this? Trump this week, Harry last week...’
