I prefer the British approach
‘I prefer the British approach of breaking things slowly.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
I have a large collection of action figures and model cars
‘If you want a toy boy, I have a large collection of action figures and model cars.’
It’s quite crowded in here
‘It’s quite crowded in here.’
Wednesday
Roses are red
‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I can simulate loving you.’
Happy Valentine’s!
Wednesday
We’re finished
‘If Donald Trump hits us with tariffs, we’re finished.’
Wednesday
Veganuary’s over
‘Veganuary’s over.’
Wednesday
Although I must say
‘Although I must say, I had been hoping for health secretary.’
Wednesday
Fact checking
‘How is your fact-checking?’
Dry January is going to be a struggle
‘Dry January is going to be a struggle.’
Wednesday
I do worry about this neighbourhood
‘I do worry about this neighbourhood.’
Monday
You know you can do this online now?
'You know you can do this online now?'
Monday
I told you we should have Airbnb’d it
‘I told you we should have Airbnb’d it.’
Check out the podcast
‘Check out the podcast.’
Perfect christmas present
‘I thought a robin would be the perfect Christmas present, but they didn’t seem to like it.’
Wednesday
I’ve got a certificate that says I’m a sheep
‘I’ve got a certificate that says I’m a sheep.’
We’re going to need a bigger bolt
‘We’re going to need a bigger bolt.’
Wednesday
And they all died happily ever after
‘And they all died happily ever after.’
