Offer me
‘But what can you offer me?’
Wilbur
Yesterday
Wednesday
Expecting you
‘I’ve been expecting you, Mr Bond’
DEI measures
‘I think we should get rid of our DEI measures.’
I can’t wait
‘I can’t wait to go outside to see if the humans have obliterated themselves.’
Wednesday
I prefer the British approach
‘I prefer the British approach of breaking things slowly.’
I have a large collection of action figures and model cars
‘If you want a toy boy, I have a large collection of action figures and model cars.’
It’s quite crowded in here
‘It’s quite crowded in here.’
Wednesday
Roses are red
‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I can simulate loving you.’
Happy Valentine’s!
Wednesday
We’re finished
‘If Donald Trump hits us with tariffs, we’re finished.’
Wednesday
Veganuary’s over
‘Veganuary’s over.’
Wednesday
Although I must say
‘Although I must say, I had been hoping for health secretary.’
Wednesday
Fact checking
‘How is your fact-checking?’
Dry January is going to be a struggle
‘Dry January is going to be a struggle.’
Wednesday
I do worry about this neighbourhood
‘I do worry about this neighbourhood.’
Monday
You know you can do this online now?
'You know you can do this online now?'
Monday
I told you we should have Airbnb’d it
‘I told you we should have Airbnb’d it.’
Check out the podcast
‘Check out the podcast.’