Witches 5
‘I think next year just a little more wool of bat.’
The Spectator
Thursday
Stress
‘That’s over for another year — we’ve passed the annual stress test.’
Nativity
‘As a junior shepherd, I refuse to attend the nativity at the weekend.’
Stable
‘This looks like the right place.’
Bank 7
‘Do you mind if some students watch while I rake in loads of money and refuse to lend you any?’
Saving
‘Now all we need is some money.’
Oven
Planes 2
‘Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!’
Drone 7
Wow
‘Wow! What’s your secret?’
Good
‘And have you been good?’
Roaming
Easter 4
‘Ah, so this is the real Christmas Island.’
Selfie 10
Mi5 2
‘Oh, him? That’s just Secret Santa.’
Kings 3
Cat 6
‘Hello, fire brigade? My cat is stuck up a tree…’
Newsagent
Igloo 3
‘We’ve put in a basement swimming pool.’
