Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Road rage in the Foreign Office

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With Sir Keir Starmer straggling on as PMINO – Prime Minister in Name Only – ministers have truly gone feral. A vacuum of leadership at the very top of government appears to have hurled that old constitutional convention of ministerial collective responsibility out of the window and into the nearest skip fire. The latest example? A member of the government complaining that the Defence Investment Plan is impinging on infrastructure important to his constituents in Lincoln. While Hamish Falconer is the Foreign Office minister responsible for the Middle East, he seems rather more concerned by highways than Hezbollah and Hamas. Responding to the DIP today, Falconer fumed: I am disappointed by the uncertainty today about the A46 Newark Bypass widening scheme.

Left-wing politicians rail against Mahmood’s ‘refugee tax’

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Britain’s dimmest left-wing MPs are up in arms today. No, not about the lack of cash announced in the Defence Investment Plan. Nor about Ofgem raising the energy price cap by 13 per cent come July. Instead, these esteemed parliamentarians are furious that Shabana Mahmood wants so-called ‘refugees’ to repay £10,000 to the state for covering their living costs. Those who come to Britain under Labour’s new capped ‘safe and legal route’ and refuse to hand over the money once they begin earning will be denied permanent residency in the UK. The policy, announced yesterday and set to be means-tested, has sparked the inevitable uproar. Labour MP Kim Johnson fumed: ‘This is a tax on refugees. It's performative cruelty.

‘Insane’ Treasury diversity plan attacked by MPs

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It doesn’t take a genius to work out that the Treasury is riddled with idiots who struggle to count and suffer from chronic ‘blob’ brain. But today The Spectator enlightened Britain as to one reason why this desperately sad state of affairs came to pass. In the wake of George Floyd and Black Lives Matter, Whitehall equalities zealots decided that not enough graduates joining the department were ‘diverse’. Their solution? To appease the woke ideologues saturating airwaves and column inches at the time by scrapping the ‘Numerical Reasoning Test’ from HMT's graduate scheme application process. The geniuses at the department even had the temerity to boast about a rise in diverse hires after the test was abandoned in 2020.

Farage finds his Queen of the North

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https://twitter.com/reformparty_uk/status/2071539860947562755 With the so-called ‘King of the North’ vacating his mayoral throne for Downing Street, the race to find his replacement is beginning to warm up. Reform may have suffered a fairly bruising blow in Makerfield, but Nigel Farage is not yet ready to retreat from the north-west. Today he unveiled the party’s candidate for the Manchester mayoralty: Sian Astley. A graduate of Manchester University, Astley runs a design and property business in Fallowfield, where she lives. A regular telly pundit, she offers her expertise on renovations, interior design, project management and landlord issues. She is also Reform leader on Manchester City Council, having taken her seat from Labour – which had held it for 50 years.

Badenoch: Ed Miliband is a ‘Nigerian dictator’

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Kemi Badenoch spared no prisoners this morning as she delivered her first attack speech dedicated to Andy Burnham and his incoming Cabinet of radical left-wingers. The Tory leader warned that a ‘summer of chaos’ is upon us as Burnham takes a ‘three month holiday’ to work out what he plans to do once handed the keys to No. 10. While Badenoch aimed plenty of fire at the new MP for Makerfield, she was magnificently brutal when offering her thoughts on his likely Chancellor, Ed Miliband. The Conservative leader doubled down on her view that the Net Zero zealot is akin to a ‘Nigerian military dictator’ as he continues his stubborn blockade of North Sea drilling.

Tapped out of government

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Labour’s never-ending psychodrama took yet another magnificent twist today. It looks as if Sir Keir Starmer won’t be alone in making an early exit from government. Efforts are under way to boot Mike Tapp out as soon as possible too. Shabana Mahmood today personally asked the Prime Minister to sack the minister for migration and citizenship after he wrote an unauthorised article in the Times. The piece in question called for care workers to be exempted from the upcoming migration reforms that have left Labour backbenchers up in arms. In his op-ed, Tapp insisted it was his ‘strong belief’ carers should be spared the extension of the wait for Indefinite Leave to Remain from five to ten years. The Home Secretary wasn’t told about the article.

A surgeon for Burnham’s Cabinet?

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With just weeks until he is set to waltz into No. 10, Andy Burnham has been quick out of the blocks, meeting contenders for his future Cabinet. The frontrunners to replace Rachel Reeves are an already well-known trio: Ed Miliband (God forbid), Wes Streeting and Shabana Mahmood. Louise Haigh and Angela Rayner are set to make comebacks to the top table and, of course, James Purnell is expected to be named chief of staff. Now Mr S can reveal that an unexpected name has been thrown into the mix. Dr Zubir Ahmed has been in talks with Burnham’s team about the possibility of taking up the role of Health Secretary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Lowe and behold: Restore turns on its leader

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Oh dear. It looks as though Rupert Lowe’s merry gang of ethnonationalists are in a spot of trouble. Prominent Restore supporters with hefty social media followings are very angry at their dear leader. It turns out he hasn’t been quite natalist enough for them. In an interview an American podcaster by the name of Patrick Bet-David, Lowe pontificated that he doesn’t mind a ‘multicultural society’ if ‘people integrate and accept the laws and culture of the people they come to live amongst’. The comment left hardcore Restorers rattled. Far-right activist Steve Laws, who wants to deport every non-white and Jewish person from the UK, moaned: ‘Rupert needs to apologise for his attack on the party membership. Stop the boomer nonsense he’s waffling in interviews.

Labour ministers lose it with Badenoch after PMQs

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https://twitter.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2069742711448432658 Kemi Badenoch’s PMQs drive-by today rattled Cabinet ministers so much that they carried on squabbling after the curtain had fallen. The Tory leader took absolutely no prisoners as she used the weekly Commons clash to lay into not just Sir Keir Starmer, but those close – and formerly close – to him too. When it came to Bridget Phillipson, the Conservative leader was masterfully brutal. She blasted: Yesterday a poll found that zero per cent of teachers think the Education Secretary is doing a good job, zero per cent. She taxed private schools to pay for more teachers but the number of teachers that has gone down. It turns out appointing a spiteful class warrior as Education Secretary was a disaster.

Watch: New SNP MP mocks swearing-in

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https://twitter.com/larabirdsnp/status/2069176836022837288 While attention in the Commons chamber this week has understandably been fixed on one Andy Burnham, another new MP has been busily trying to claim the spotlight for herself. The SNP’s attention-craving Lara Bird, who won the Arbroath and Broughty Ferry by-election, decided it was a great idea to behave like a petulant child while being sworn in to her new job. Before taking the oath, as all new MPs do, she announced in a sarcastic tone: I take this oath only so that I can serve the people of Arbroath and Broughty Ferry. My first allegiance is and always will be the sovereign people of Scotland.

Watch: Andy Burnham sworn in

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https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/2069053254546153758 Andy Burnham has officially been sworn in as an MP and is now very busy doing the rounds in the Commons, greeting his legions of leftie admirers. As he entered the chamber this afternoon, Burnham was met with heckles including ‘Rome is saved’ and ‘he’s not the messiah’ – to which he responded: ‘Naughty boy’. From there, it was straight on to Westminster Hall for a selfie with fellow MPs. While Rachel Reeves was conspicuously absent from Downing Street during Sir Keir Starmer’s resignation, the busy Chancellor did manage to find time to join the Makerfield Messiah for a family photo in Parliament.

Wes Streeting: I’m backing Burnham

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https://twitter.com/wesstreeting/status/2068998920689062168 Well, well, well. After weeks of insisting he ‘has the numbers’ and ‘will stand in any leadership contest’, Wes Streeting has today done the exact opposite. The former Health Secretary confirmed in a letter posted on social media that he accepts the wishes of the PLP to stage a coronation for the new MP for Makerfield. He said: We could spend the summer exaggerating small differences, or we can roll up our sleeves and help him to deliver the change our party and our country needs. That is the choice that I am making and I hope that everyone else will back Andy, too.

Sir Keir Starmer: I quit

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https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/2068977009355636769 After a mere 23 months in the top job, Sir Keir Starmer has finally done the deed and quit. After spending years berating the Tories for constantly chopping and changing leader, fighting amongst themselves and looking inwards, Labour has succumbed to the same fate in less than two years. Against the backdrop of Remaniac campaigner Steve Bray blasting out his EU version of Ode to Joy, the emotional outgoing Prime Minister described how receiving the keys to No.10 was the ‘proudest moment’ of his life. He hailed turning Labour from a ‘morally bankrupt’ cesspit of antisemitism to an electable party. Sir Keir claimed he wanted to ‘change Britian for the better’ into a place where ‘everyone is valued’.

‘Oh my God!’ Reform MP and Labour peer clash at Makerfield count

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It's all kicking off in Makerfield, where Andy Burnham has romped to victory in the by-election. Burnham, Labour’s newest MP – and the PM-in-waiting – was graceful enough to shake the hand of his Reform opponent Robert Kenyon after the result was announced in the early hours. But elsewhere at the count in Wigan, there was no love lost between Reform and Labour types. Reform’s Sarah Pochin and Labour peer Baroness Thangam Debbonaire clashed during a testy interview live on Sky News. Debbonaire attempted to take Pochin to task over a video the Reform MP had posted about domestic abuse during the World Cup.

Watch: Reform MP’s bizarre domestic violence football message

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For the sake of women’s safety we need England to keep winning 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 pic.twitter.com/Art8B5gzaf— Sarah Pochin MP (@SarahForRuncorn) June 18, 2026 For most England fans watching the World Cup game against Croatia last night, it was the score which was at the forefront of their minds. Not so though for Reform MP Sarah Pochin, who had a unique take on England’s win. In a bizarre social media clip posted on X, she said that ‘on the occasions that England lose their football matches, the incidences of domestic violence go through the roof. So, boys, keep on winning.’ In response to the post, Labour’s education minister, Bridget Phillipson wrote: ‘Men should not beat up women. Full stop. No excuses.

Civil service grifting hits new heights

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Violence, shooting and driving fast cars are not usually the first things that spring to mind when Whitehall talks about the ‘lived experience’ of the British public. Yet Policy Lab, an ‘experimental’ cross-government unit based at the Department for Education, appears to think otherwise. It has been very busy encouraging our esteemed civil servants to spend time at work playing Grand Theft Auto (GTA), an 18-rated video game, to learn about the public's 'hopes and dreams'. Expectations of Whitehall’s pen-pushers are rarely high. But the so-called Policy Lab takes civil service grifting to a new level. The unit actually pays officials to ‘spend time with participants in videogames they played regularly’ to ‘experience the world’.

Watch: Lowe aide silences Restore’s by-election candidate

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"We're not doing any interviews""You'll have to speak to the management sorry""Alistair can Rebecca do one interview or not""We said no".The media are literally begging to cover @RestoreBritain and they are REFUSING. Poor Lowe Biden getting pushed around by staffers. pic.twitter.com/phyfhvWVLx— BritBoy95X (@BritBoy95X) June 16, 2026 Throughout the Makerfield by-election campaign, Rupert Lowe has taken to social media to complain that his party is being ignored by the wicked establishment press. Lowe was furious when the BBC failed to include Restore in its hustings programme, and he has frequently had a pop at the papers for allegedly refusing to give his operation a platform.

Reform poach think tank star

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In the battle for the right, all eyes are on who moves where. A handful of Tory MPs made the jump to Reform, prior the 7 May deadline imposed by Nigel Farage. Now it is the turn of backroom talent, as both parties bid to prove which of them had the more credible offer. Under James Orr, Reform’s Head of Policy, the party has made a series of statement signings including James Graham of the Prosperity Institute and Sam Ashworth-Hayes from the Telegraph. But now Steerpike hears tell of another marquee hire. Karl Williams, the Research Director of the Centre for Policy Studies (CPS), will be joining Orr’s team shortly. Williams is best known in ‘wonk world’ for his work on the so-called ‘Boriswave’ of mass migration that has occurred since 2020.

Wes Streeting: Starmer must resign after Makerfield

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Labour leadership hopeful Wes Streeting today demanded that Sir Keir Starmer quit the top job once the Makerfield by-election concludes. The former Health Secretary called on the Prime Minister to set out a timetable for his departure at a press conference in the City. He declared: When the results are in, I hope the Prime Minister will reflect on his own position and set out a timetable. I think that would be a better way forward for everyone and would enable that better culture that we aspire to. In a lavish conference room overlooking Tower Bridge, Streeting delivered his leadership pitch for ‘progressive capitalism’, whatever that word salad is supposed to mean.

Kemi Badenoch: Starmer must stop pony slaughter

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Kemi Badenoch today demanded that Sir Keir Starmer step in to stop the ‘mass slaughter’ of Dartmoor ponies by bureaucrats at Natural England. The quango sparked outrage after it emerged that it wants to cut the number of livestock grazing on the moor by a devastating 75 per cent. The unaccountable body insists that a cull is necessary to protect other species, plants and habitats. Badenoch this morning slammed the secret slaughter plot, posting on X: This is total madness from another unaccountable quango. The government must overrule Natural England and stop it immediately. Keir Starmer is on his way to making his last acts in office the shameful underfunding of our military and the mass slaughter of Dartmoor ponies.