Royston

‘Sometimes things have to get worse before they can get even worse.’

‘When we said we need to get back to normal, I forgot Liz Truss was PM.’

‘We just felt we had to be here, really, it’s a moment in history.’

‘I’m afraid I planted that story about me being away.’

‘Remember son, it’s very important that you stay hydrated.’

‘This shadow cabinet is useless.’

‘Sorry, I am a Batman, but I’m not The Batman.’

‘I see WFH now stands for Wordle From Home.’

‘If this isn’t a superspreader event, I don’t know what is.’

‘Finally some good news.’

‘I’ve missed having a nice cold beer.’