Royston

‘I’ve been good this year if you don’t count a little rioting and looting.’

‘Heh, good luck with that!’

‘We need to put out a more positive message.’

‘We could start a podcast.’

‘In space, no one can hear you scream: “Not this again!”’

‘Why do you feel the need for the approval of others?’

‘I can’t find the enthusiasm for photos at polling stations.’

‘It must be good – the locals eat here.’

‘Welcome to the brand new podcast, all about jesters and jesting.’

‘Why do you feel the need to return the stick every time he throws it?’

‘Political cartoon? No, I’m just building a nest.’

‘I’ll mostly be teaching the three arrrrrs.’

‘Are you a PopCon, a New Con or just a Con?’

‘Get your burglary made into a TV drama and we’ll get back to you.’