Remember when we all voted for Boris?
‘Remember when we all voted for Boris to stop Jeremy Corbyn dragging us back to the Seventies?’

‘Remember when we all voted for Boris to stop Jeremy Corbyn dragging us back to the Seventies?’
‘You’ve let the garden rewilding go too far.’
‘Play for 30 years. Give up. Reset all pieces to original positions. Start again.’
‘The seating plan is: cheat, cuckold, cheat, cuckold...’
‘That goes off every time a member of cabinet splits from their partner.’
‘That fox is up to a right racket in the garden again.’