Chinese Communist Party

‘I worry about the disturbing things he might be reading online.’
‘The days are getting shorter.’
‘Silly season’s here again then.’
‘We’ve really made J.K. Rowling look silly.’
‘His classical reading habit’s been somewhat pertinent recently.’
‘This is wrong on so many levels.’
‘It’s the beginning of The End.’
‘It’s coming as a shock to this generation that modern tech can’t fix everything.’
‘He’s a therapy dog.’