Good Sermon

‘Oh, and Mick, don’t play “Sympathy for the Devil” – it might imply support for Putin’
‘Sensitivity reader, I married him in an entirely appropriate and socially acceptable fashion.’
‘We must remain ever vigilant for Chinese spy balloons.’
‘So we’re agreed, it’s finally time to address the problem of coastal erosion.’
‘We’ve raised a flag to celebrate achieving our aims.’
Think Tank
‘Ah, the old bad cop, even worse cop routine.’