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‘Someone keeps rearranging the letters on our Toilets sign.’

‘How many of these prequels are they going to make?’

‘We should have selected candidates who’d be more resistant to honey traps.’

‘It’s a serious crime area.’

‘I’m sorry, but if one of you prefers Waitrose and the other M&S I just can’t see a way forward.’

‘Oh no! Racist royals!’

‘It can destroy entire economies.’