Alexa… tell Amazon you’re not working
‘Alexa... tell Amazon you’re not working.’
Paul Williams
Thursday
Thursday
All you can eat buffets
‘I love the All You Can Eat buffets.’
Thursday
No difference
‘No difference. I’ve always WFH’
Thursday
It’s OK, you’re allowed to meet for exercise
‘It’s OK, you’re allowed to meet for exercise with one other person from one other household.’
Thursday
And your special subject is…
‘And your special subject is: Covid government guidance and rules, November-December 2020.’
Thursday
I’m drinking from home again
‘I’m drinking from home again.’
Thursday
Weevil way
‘Hurry up, or he’ll have his weevil way with her.’
St Paul’s Damascene conversion
St Paul’s Damascene conversion (St Paul goes into the attic)
Thursday
I hope the press get here soon
‘I hope the press get here soon. I can’t keep this up all night.’
Thursday
I told you you had more chance
‘I told you you had more chance of being run over by a bus than of catching Covid.’
Must be the butcher’s dog they’re all talking about.
'Must be the butcher’s dog they’re all talking about.'
Thursday
Thursday
I thought we’d made that rule particularly clear
‘I thought we’d made that rule particularly clear.’
Thursday
Life class — 1 million BC
Life class — 1 million BC
She used to take everything off
‘She used to take everything off.’
Thursday
Thursday
Sorry boys
‘Sorry, boys, but you’re going to have to leave your contact details at the door.’
Thursday
Sausage roll models
Sausage roll models
Bad news Marshal
Bad news, Marshal. The Denver coach has been held up again.’
Thursday
Now there’s a surprise
‘Now there’s a surprise.’
