Surviving Christmas
‘I can’t see the monarchy surviving Christmas.’
Nick Newman
Wednesday
Wednesday
I’ll see what the Chancellor has to offer
‘I’ll see what the Chancellor has to offer.’
Wednesday
Peerless prose
‘It’s peerless prose’
Sticking to his guns
‘Netanyahu’s sticking to his guns.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
They get distressed by what goes on indoors
‘Keep the humans outside – they get distressed by what goes on indoors.’
Their definition of plagiarism is suspiciously similar to ours
‘Their definition of plagiarism is suspiciously similar to ours.’
Wednesday
START THE BOATS!
‘START THE BOATS!’
Are you absolutely sure you want to be a granny?
‘Are you absolutely sure you want to be a granny?’
Wednesday
Any good with bedbugs?
‘Any good with bedbugs?’
Wednesday
School bike sheds
‘We need to do all our smoking before it’s banned’
Wednesday
I’m an HS2 trainspotter
‘I’m an HS2 trainspotter.’
Wednesday
Any programme ideas that don’t involve humiliating Matt Hancock?
‘Any programme ideas that don’t involve humiliating Matt Hancock?’
Wednesday
Dr Yes
‘Usually he’s Dr Yes but he’s on strike.’
I’d like to see how Jeremy Hunt gets out of triple lock pensions
‘I’d like to see how Jeremy Hunt gets out of triple lock pensions.’
Wednesday
It’s not Lee Anderson’s fault
‘It’s not Lee Anderson’s fault – it’s his master who can’t control him.’
An escaped prisoner comes as standard
‘An escaped prisoner comes as standard.’
Wednesday
Gingerbread’s safer than concrete
‘Gingerbread’s safer than concrete.’
