Newman

‘I fear our pay could be reduced from obscene to disgusting.’

‘Lunge… stretch… press…’

‘Which service do you require — underfunded, understaffed or overstretched?’

‘I’m self-oscillating.’

‘We’re here about the superforecaster job.’

‘Poor Rishi Sunak — he has four houses to worry about.’

‘Oh no, while he’s inside he’s become radicalised.’

‘Smart motorways are far too dangerous — stick to A roads.’

‘I said I don’t trust Huawei.’

‘Turn me into a princess? Haven’t I suffered enough?’

‘You’re not fooling anyone, Mr Weinstein!’