Footballers’ pay reduced
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‘I fear our pay could be reduced from obscene to disgusting.’
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‘I fear our pay could be reduced from obscene to disgusting.’
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‘Lunge… stretch… press…’
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‘Which service do you require — underfunded, understaffed or overstretched?’
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‘I’m self-oscillating.’
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‘On second thoughts, Geppetto, I’m better off as a puppet.’
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‘We’re here about the superforecaster job.’
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‘Poor Rishi Sunak — he has four houses to worry about.’
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‘The job does come with strings attached.’
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‘Oh no, while he’s inside he’s become radicalised.’
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‘Smart motorways are far too dangerous — stick to A roads.’
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‘Turn me into a princess? Haven’t I suffered enough?’
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‘The booster seat is for John Bercow.’