Matt Percival

‘I completed a 10k.’

‘It’s not a request, it’s an instruction.’

‘Go home. Your journey is not essential.’

‘Bear with me. It’s a rapidly evolving situation.’

‘This was all they had left.’

‘So it’s agreed. Freedom of movement will continue.’

‘I’ve been made Impermanent Secretary.’

‘Our target is to meet net zero by 2035.’

‘It’s just a matter of time before they give it to us.’

‘My wife wants to send me to Coventry.’

‘They want to divide their time between the United Kingdom and the Magic Kingdom.’