Matt Percival

‘I suppose we’ll just have to live with it for the foreseeable future.’

‘You’re masking the problem.’

‘If I don’t get a reply straight away I get worried.’

‘It’s essential we shop for non-essentials.’

‘It feels good to be back.’

‘Let’s offer an explanation and then the people can make up their minds.’

‘We’ve developed an app that pre-empts Nicola Sturgeon’s comments.’

‘I completed a 10k.’

‘It’s not a request, it’s an instruction.’

‘Go home. Your journey is not essential.’

‘Bear with me. It’s a rapidly evolving situation.’

‘This was all they had left.’

‘So it’s agreed. Freedom of movement will continue.’

‘I’ve been made Impermanent Secretary.’

‘Our target is to meet net zero by 2035.’

‘It’s just a matter of time before they give it to us.’

‘My wife wants to send me to Coventry.’

‘They want to divide their time between the United Kingdom and the Magic Kingdom.’