Matt Percival

‘I think it’s just common courtesy to wear a mask when other people are around.’

‘I was told to stand in the corner and self-isolate.’

‘The PM wants a boosterism jab developed by the autumn.’

‘I’m going to have to delay any further unlocking.’

‘Before we begin, shall we say grace period?’

‘It’s all Covid to me.’

‘According to the roadmap, I’d have expected you to have opened up by now.’

‘Nobody ever asks me about my mental health.’

‘I can’t imagine having four children.’

‘Next slide please.’

‘That’s disappointing — I was expecting an increase of 1 per cent.’

‘That was almost unsurvivable.’

‘I can’t wait to feel the full impact.’

‘Do you think our man can still win?’

‘So, Mr Bond — we meet again.’

‘We’re down from 50,000 cases a day to two.’

‘I’m very reliable and have a full service history.’

‘I want to exercise my right to Rome.’