Have to work from home
‘Do you have to work from home?’
Matt Percival
Thursday
Thursday
Bad COP26
‘And you’ll be bad COP26.’
Thursday
What do you mean
‘Wait, what do you mean I can’t take it with me?’
One day son, all this will be yours
‘One day son, all this will be yours.’
Thursday
I do enjoy group activities
‘I do enjoy group activities.’
Thursday
I’ve been evicted
‘I’ve been evicted.’
Thursday
He looks stunned
‘He looks stunned.’
Thursday
You’ll find it’s lonely at the top
‘You’ll find it’s lonely at the top.’
You can take it off now
‘You can take it off now.’
Thursday
Milkshake shortage
‘Sounds like complete chaos back home.’
Thursday
Pin the blame on the donkey
‘This next game is called “Pin the blame on the donkey”.’
Thursday
Boris and Rishi tensions
‘Temperatures are rising.’
Achievement
‘That’s quite an achievement, son.’
Thursday
If not now then when?
‘If not now then when?’
He’s reluctant to embrace
‘He’s reluctant to embrace his old freedoms.’
Thursday
I think it’s been spiked
‘I think it’s been spiked.’
Thursday
They’ll never knowingly be sold
‘They’ll never knowingly be sold.’
Common courtesy
‘I think it’s just common courtesy to wear a mask when other people are around.’
Thursday
Stand in the corner and self-isolate
‘I was told to stand in the corner and self-isolate.’
Thursday
Boosterism Jab
‘The PM wants a boosterism jab developed by the autumn.’
