Matt Percival

‘I swapped him for a plant-based alternative.’

‘I don’t think it matters if you choose metric or imperial.’

‘There’s a shortage of workers.’

‘I was going to let you in, but then I saw your Twitter feed.’

‘I’m particularly proud of fetching that one.’

‘Do you have any Brent Crude?’

‘I’m suffering from burnout.’

‘What do you think they’ll do next?’

‘Cut out the carbs.’

‘I was not consulted.’

‘Keep a look out.’

‘I feel like there’s no going back.’

‘I was told to go to hell.’

‘And you’ll be bad COP26.’

‘Wait, what do you mean I can’t take it with me?’