Matt Percival

‘I have notes.’

‘That was the spare’s bedroom.’

‘Are you standing down?’

‘I swear to tell my truth.’

‘I got an out-of-office email from the PM.’

‘I’d now like you to make a humiliating U-turn.’

‘Can you make it in dollars?’

‘Politics is back!’

‘I find her a bit wooden.’

‘They made us an offer we can’t refuse.’

‘To help our customers, we are freezing the price of staples.’

‘We must stop these leaks.’

‘My biggest challenge was getting planning permission.’

‘They don’t speak to me the way Boris did.’

‘It’s still deciding what it wants to be.’

‘I swapped him for a plant-based alternative.’