Matt Percival

‘This bone you keep mentioning, can you dig a little deeper?’

‘They said if we park in their space again, there will be further retaliation.’

‘This is torture.’

I want someone that I can believe in.

‘You should get out more.’

‘I want a better homework/life balance.’

‘Once I found a niche my career took off.’

‘I want to make it before I hit 30.’

‘You can keep yours.’

‘Remember your roaring twenties?’

‘Apparently there’s a sex tape.’

‘All the reviews are one star.’

‘Have you tried prompting him?’

‘I hear they just had an earthquake.’

‘I have thousands stashed in secret accounts that my husband knows nothing about.’

‘I used disappearing messages.’

‘I think you’ve had enough.’