Matt Percival

‘I did this one in a four-day compressed week.’

‘I’m having it fun checked.’

‘I’m working on my Britishcore.’

‘Have you seen them?’

‘The school is smaller since fees went up.’

‘Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and then say sorry?’

‘I feel as sick as Gareth Southgate’

‘I don’t do anything work-related after 6 p.m. on a Friday.’

‘It’s some kind of text-based platform.’

‘The second I stopped, they all unfollowed me.’

‘This bone you keep mentioning, can you dig a little deeper?’

‘They said if we park in their space again, there will be further retaliation.’

‘This is torture.’

I want someone that I can believe in.

‘You should get out more.’

‘I want a better homework/life balance.’

‘Once I found a niche my career took off.’