Tell the truth
‘Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and then say sorry?’
Matt Percival
Wednesday
Wednesday
Knock on the door
‘You can expect a knock on the door from the police.’
Wednesday
I feel sick
‘I feel as sick as Gareth Southgate’
Wednesday
After 6 p.m.
‘I don’t do anything work-related after 6 p.m. on a Friday.’
Wednesday
It’s some kind of text-based platform
‘It’s some kind of text-based platform.’
Wednesday
The second I stopped, they all unfollowed me
‘The second I stopped, they all unfollowed me.’
Wednesday
This bone you keep mentioning
‘This bone you keep mentioning, can you dig a little deeper?’
Wednesday
If we park in their space again, there will be further retaliation
‘They said if we park in their space again, there will be further retaliation.’
Short attention spans
‘They have really short attention spans.’
Wednesday
‘This is torture.’
‘This is torture.’
Wednesday
I want someone that I can believe in
I want someone that I can believe in.
Tuesday
You should get out more
‘You should get out more.’
Thursday
I want a better homework/life balance
‘I want a better homework/life balance.’
Wednesday
Once I found a niche my career took off
‘Once I found a niche my career took off.’
Wednesday
I want to make it before I hit 30
‘I want to make it before I hit 30.’
Wednesday
You can keep yours
‘You can keep yours.’
Convert them
‘Now I need to convert them into paid subscribers.’
Wednesday
Remember your roaring twenties
‘Remember your roaring twenties?’
Wednesday
Sex tape
‘Apparently there’s a sex tape.’
