Matt Percival

‘It’s grown organically’

‘I threatened to intervene.’

‘There are just times when you have to hope for the best.’

‘Typical. You wait ages for one and by the time it arrives, the fare’s gone up.’

‘He’s never open with me.’

‘The worst bit is the life admin.’

‘I did this one in a four-day compressed week.’

‘I’m having it fun checked.’

‘I’m working on my Britishcore.’

‘Have you seen them?’

‘The school is smaller since fees went up.’

‘Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and then say sorry?’

‘I feel as sick as Gareth Southgate’

‘I don’t do anything work-related after 6 p.m. on a Friday.’

‘It’s some kind of text-based platform.’

‘The second I stopped, they all unfollowed me.’