Mark Wood

‘I love getting back to nature. It makes great content.’

‘When I said I enjoy looking back through history, I meant my search history.’

‘I might have been there. Let me check my photos.’

‘I can’t move back in with my parents as they’ve already moved back in with their parents.’

‘Yes, we would like pudding – 5,000 steps and we’ll be back.’

‘I’ve heard you can turn it into wine…’

‘We had to remove the Hall of Mirrors because of complaints about body shaming.’

‘Oh my, you’ve grown a lot since I last saw you.’

‘You can’t complain to the chef, the kitchen is his safe space’

‘…the wheels on the electric bus go round and round, until it needs to charge…’

‘I don’t need it any more. I’ve gone cashless.’