House share
‘Will you spend the rest of your lives with me in a house share?’
Mark Wood
Wednesday
Wednesday
He’s multitasking
‘He’s multitasking.’
Wednesday
Pandora’s box
Pandora’s box
Wednesday
Now can I have one without your phones?
‘Now can I have one without your phones?’
Wednesday
I identify more with social media
‘I identify more with social media.’
It’s not a conventional family
‘It’s not a conventional family, but we love our AI.’
You said I need to cut down on my screen time
‘You said I need to cut down on my screen time, so I’m leaving my homework.’
Wednesday
The years before you can get them
‘The years before you can get them a phone are so demanding.’
Go on then, just one more cat video…
‘Go on then, just one more cat video...’
Let’s see if we can get Bob a GP appointment
‘Right everyone. It’s 7.59. Phones at the ready. Let’s see if we can get Bob a GP appointment.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
We used to look at memes together
‘What’s happened to us? We used to look at memes together.’
Wednesday
He’s refusing to eat his spinach
‘He’s refusing to eat his spinach. He has a point though – it may contain forever chemicals.’
Tuesday
I know it’s not crypto
‘I know it’s not crypto, but say thank you.’
Wednesday
I encouraged him to start a podcast
‘I no longer have to listen to him. I encouraged him to start a podcast.’
Wednesday
It’s just like a doctor’s receptionist
‘It’s just like a doctor’s receptionist. Asks me all sorts of questions and still I can’t get an appointment.’
Wednesday
What’s your poison?
‘What’s your poison? Sugar, sweeteners or nanoplastics?’
Wednesday
I never thought I’d find someone like you
‘In my wildest dreams I never thought I’d find someone like you.’
