It was a compromise to get him back in the office
‘It was a compromise to get him back in the office.’
Mark Wood
Wednesday
Wednesday
Doom-scrolling
‘Can I go back to doom-scrolling, Mum?’
My corridor is always open
‘My corridor is always open.’
Wednesday
If Labour ring
‘If Labour ring, tell them we’re out.’
He’s fallen in with a bad crowd
‘He’s fallen in with a bad crowd.’
I can’t see Rachel Reeves lasting long
‘I can’t see Rachel Reeves lasting long.’
Wednesday
He has imaginary listeners
‘I’m worried about him. He has imaginary listeners.’
Wednesday
These spin-offs are never so good
‘These spin-offs are never so good.’
Wednesday
How did students find the time to enjoy the university experience without AI?
‘How did students find the time to enjoy the university experience without AI?’
Wednesday
This is our forever home
‘This is our forever home, so his bedroom is big enough for a 35-year-old.’
We’re enjoying our carefree lives
‘We’re enjoying our carefree lives now before we have grandchildren.’
Having looked through your Instagram
‘Having looked through your Instagram, I feel I’ve known you for ages.’
Wednesday
Property prices, the prisons, water rates – it gives me anxiety
‘Definitely not. Property prices, the prisons, water rates – it gives me anxiety.’
Wednesday
Jason is a writer
‘Jason is a writer, too. He has an ebook available for instant download to his followers.’
Wednesday
I feel great
‘Since we moved into wellness, I feel great.’
Wednesday
No biscuits, no sweets or anything gender specific
‘... and remember – no biscuits, no sweets or anything gender specific.’
You’re podcasting in your sleep again
‘You’re podcasting in your sleep again.’
Wednesday
He’s going to take a course in AI
‘He’s interested in creative writing, so he’s going to take a course in AI.’
Wednesday
I hate public displays of affection when I don’t have my phone ready
‘You know I hate public displays of affection when I don’t have my phone ready.’
