The race just happened to finish when you were at the front
‘No, Tom, you didn’t win. The race just happened to finish when you were at the front.’

‘No, Tom, you didn’t win. The race just happened to finish when you were at the front.’
‘She’s been unbearable since she started the Ozempic.’
‘I know all children follow social media influencers, but Robert Jenrick?’
‘Are we there yet? I’ve got a food delivery order to pick up.’
‘We’re spending the day with my Dad – he gets lonely on his own.’
‘Take me to your fat jabs.’
‘They’re not very inclusive.’
‘Apparently they have to be careful. People just swoop in and steal food.’
‘I forget, are we living with you, or are you still living with us?’
‘Well, we can work to address this feeling of shame, or you can just sell the Tesla.’
‘Argh! Influencers!’
‘What do your parents feel about us moving in together? Have they got room?’
‘We need a photo for proof of delivery.’
‘I think it’s another article written by AI.’
‘I was sent to Hell, but it was affecting my mental health.’
‘You had it easy with children, Mum – no ADHD, depression or anxiety.’