It’s never too early to get his name down for an NHS dentist
‘Not just a nursery place. It’s never too early to get his name down for an NHS dentist.’
Mark Wood
Yesterday
Wednesday
Weight loss pen
‘No, that’s a weight loss pen. I have a pen pen somewhere...’
You need to build 2.5 houses every minute
‘To hit Labour’s target, you need to build 2.5 houses every minute.’
Wednesday
It was affecting their mental health
‘It was affecting their mental health, so I’ve had to rewrite history.’
Wednesday
It was a compromise to get him back in the office
‘It was a compromise to get him back in the office.’
Wednesday
Doom-scrolling
‘Can I go back to doom-scrolling, Mum?’
My corridor is always open
‘My corridor is always open.’
Wednesday
If Labour ring
‘If Labour ring, tell them we’re out.’
He’s fallen in with a bad crowd
‘He’s fallen in with a bad crowd.’
I can’t see Rachel Reeves lasting long
‘I can’t see Rachel Reeves lasting long.’
Wednesday
He has imaginary listeners
‘I’m worried about him. He has imaginary listeners.’
Wednesday
These spin-offs are never so good
‘These spin-offs are never so good.’
Wednesday
How did students find the time to enjoy the university experience without AI?
‘How did students find the time to enjoy the university experience without AI?’
Wednesday
This is our forever home
‘This is our forever home, so his bedroom is big enough for a 35-year-old.’
We’re enjoying our carefree lives
‘We’re enjoying our carefree lives now before we have grandchildren.’
Having looked through your Instagram
‘Having looked through your Instagram, I feel I’ve known you for ages.’
Wednesday
Property prices, the prisons, water rates – it gives me anxiety
‘Definitely not. Property prices, the prisons, water rates – it gives me anxiety.’
Wednesday
Jason is a writer
‘Jason is a writer, too. He has an ebook available for instant download to his followers.’
Wednesday
I feel great
‘Since we moved into wellness, I feel great.’
