KJ Lamb

‘I’m standing up for the rights of passengers – because there’s nowhere to sit down.’

‘He’s off to sow his organic sprouted gluten-free oats.’

‘And this is our lack of water feature’

‘Stop it! You’re behaving like a pack of Tory leadership candidates!’

‘Norman identifies as confused.’

‘I’m more of a tank-half-full kind of guy.’

‘They’re wallpapering over the cracks.’

‘Huge bonus for your thoughts.’

‘Do you have a Republican option?’

‘We’re going to have to remove the whip, Tompkins.’

‘Boris Johnson’s got more lives than we have.’

‘It’s not minimalism – we can’t afford furniture.’

‘Can we afford to go anywhere yet?’

‘History? It’s over there – you’re on the wrong side.’