KJ Lamb

‘It said “serve at room temperature”, so I chilled it for a few hours.’

‘We come bearing unwanted gifts.’

‘And what can you bring to the stable?’

‘Might I suggest something whose bitter perfume breathes a life of gathering gloom?’

The Ghost of Christmas Post.

‘The Christmas light looks nice.’

‘We can’t afford a heated discussion.’

‘And what do you think may be contributing to your neck and shoulder problems?’

‘There’s a different PM behind every door.’

‘Would you mind if we line up behind you? We miss the queue.’

‘If you’re not careful you’ll grow up to be a government health minister.’

‘Ron and I have decided to conserve our electricity for the festive season.’

‘We have a strong languages department.’