KJ Lamb

‘Take me to your catchment area!’

‘And how long have you had these feelings of emptiness?’

‘He’s doing his out-of-work experience.’

‘It’s the economy, Cupid.’

‘I believe it’s a programme about hospitals.’

‘I’m sorry, the yoga classes have been cancelled – we’re overstretched.’

‘It said “serve at room temperature”, so I chilled it for a few hours.’

‘We come bearing unwanted gifts.’

‘And what can you bring to the stable?’

‘Might I suggest something whose bitter perfume breathes a life of gathering gloom?’

The Ghost of Christmas Post.

‘The Christmas light looks nice.’

‘We can’t afford a heated discussion.’

‘And what do you think may be contributing to your neck and shoulder problems?’