KJ Lamb

‘Run along and lay.’

‘We don’t want to give him unrealistic expectations.’

‘He can’t play – it’s triggering his fears about climate change.’

‘What do you recommend to go with failing Dry January?’

‘And were your troubled minds seized by a) mighty dread; b) mild concern; c) neither?’

‘Hi guys! Come in and meet the gang!’

‘I’m letting you off with a warning.’

‘And I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll block all your building plans.’

‘Congratulations – it’s a non-smoker.’

‘Waiter – there’s an essence of fly in my foam of foraged vegetable soup.’

‘So whose idea was it to build on a flood plain?’

‘So I’ve called this meeting to clear the air.’

‘Two Bs or not two Bs?’

‘I hear you’ve been drawing on the ceiling again, Michelangelo.’