KJ Lamb

‘To save energy, we won’t be putting your name in lights.

‘He can’t play – it’s triggering his fears about climate change.’

‘What do you recommend to go with failing Dry January?’

‘And were your troubled minds seized by a) mighty dread; b) mild concern; c) neither?’

‘Hi guys! Come in and meet the gang!’

‘I’m letting you off with a warning.’

‘And I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll block all your building plans.’

‘Congratulations – it’s a non-smoker.’

‘Waiter – there’s an essence of fly in my foam of foraged vegetable soup.’

‘So whose idea was it to build on a flood plain?’

‘So I’ve called this meeting to clear the air.’

‘Two Bs or not two Bs?’

‘I hear you’ve been drawing on the ceiling again, Michelangelo.’

‘Would you mind if some students watch while we cancel your operation?’

‘Take plenty of photos so we can show him where he’s been when he gets back.’

‘I feel so redundant.’