KJ Lamb

‘It’s a lovely day – why not text outside?’

‘We meet once a month and choose a book to ban.’

‘For security reasons, what’s in it?’

‘Still, sparkling or risky?’

‘Alexa...’

‘It’s an invitation to a “bring a bottle” party.’

‘Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?’

And what job do you want to be signed off with stress from when you’re older?’

‘I think we need to look at the bigger picture.’

‘What if his first word is a hate crime?’

You failed history again?

‘Today we made cards for those who identify as “mother”.’

‘An enormous deficit for your thoughts?’

‘What would go well with a range of food intolerances?’

‘Well, must get on, this book on the paranormal won’t write itself.’

‘Run along and lay.’

‘We don’t want to give him unrealistic expectations.’