The spare room is very nice
‘I’ve heard the spare room is very nice at this time of year.’
KJ Lamb
Thursday
Thursday
Harold’s got boardroom eyes
‘Harold’s got boardroom eyes.’
Thursday
I bore people
‘I’m worried that I bore people.’
Two metres apart
‘We’re not used to being two metres apart — it’s usually further.’
Saturday
Saturday
My tweet about Covid-19 has gone viral
‘My tweet about Covid-19 has gone viral.’
Well — must press on…
‘Well — must press on…’
How do I know if it’s social
‘How do I know if it’s social or anti-social distancing?’
Saturday
Saturday
Atishoo, atishoo
‘Atishoo, atishoo — put on your head-protectors, elbow- and knee-pads and use the mats provided — we all fall down!’
Saturday
What I did during my holidays
‘Well, haven’t you all been busy! Your essays are currently with the police.’
