It’s mock Tudor
‘It’s mock Tudor’
KJ Lamb
Thursday
Thursday
Pickled pepper pickers
‘I predict problems procuring pickled pepper pickers post-Brexit’
Thursday
Face covering
‘Certainly sir – and thank you for protecting others by wearing the required face covering.’
Thursday
Back in the office
‘It’s going to take a while to adjust to being back in the office.’
Love is in the air
‘Love is in the air. But also Covid.’
High volume of mating calls
‘We are experiencing an unusually high volume of mating calls...’
Thursday
PPEpper grinder
PPEpper grinder
Thursday
Think of leaving England
‘Lie back and think of leaving England.’
Spare me the lecture, Grenville
‘Spare me the lecture, Grenville.’
Thursday
Can’t stand this foreign food
‘Can’t stand this foreign food — what’s wrong with pizza and curry?’
Sorry – you’re breaking up.
‘Sorry – you’re breaking up.’
Thursday
Why are they called headlines?
‘Why are they called headlines?’
I’m worried about Roger
‘I’m worried about Roger — he’s not in a good place right now.’
Thursday
Can I stop making bread yet?
‘Can I stop making bread yet?’
The genie of the energy-saving lamp
The genie of the energy-saving lamp
I like your lack of water feature
‘I like your lack of water feature’
Thursday
You rang, texted, emailed and facetimed, my lord?
‘You rang, texted, emailed and facetimed, my lord?
I’ve acquired word immunity
‘I’ve acquired word immunity.’
Thursday
Clapping himself
‘He’s clapping himself because he’s remembered which day of the week it is.’
Sheep deprivation
‘You appear to be suffering from sheep deprivation.’