KJ Lamb

‘I’d like my upper lip stiffened.’

‘Rant’s due.’

‘So, the world ended and only we survived. Oh — and him.’

‘We’re having a “Bring your own boos” party.’

‘Have you written your “thank you for not giving me Covid” letters yet?’

Following yonder internet star.

‘I’m afraid his problem has deteriorated from “poor” to “prime ministerial”.’

Munch’s ‘The Screen’

‘Your blood pressure isn’t raised at all — what’s wrong with you?’

‘The following programme about the energy crisis contains no lights, flashing or otherwise.’

‘More of the same?’

‘Everything all right without the food, sir?’