You’re required to complete forms
‘You’re required to complete forms X24C and X25(F) for every household you visit.’
KJ Lamb
Monday
I’m not convinced this is going to work
‘I’m not convinced this is going to work.’
Poles apart
‘It’s like we’re poles apart.’
Wednesday
Instead of presents I’m giving you an experience
‘Instead of presents, I’m giving you an experience – not having any presents.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
What pairs well with eye of newt and toe of frog?
‘What pairs well with eye of newt and toe of frog?’
To be honest
‘To be honest, I was expecting more than this.’
Wednesday
Soup, anyone?
‘Soup, anyone?’
Wednesday
I just need spice
‘It’s not you, Marvin – I just need spice.’
Thursday
This is Ms Trellis
‘This is Ms Trellis, our drama teacher.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Yes Darren
‘Yes Darren, it’s just like when Daddy has his fingerprints taken.’
Wednesday
Burnt any good books recently?
‘Burnt any good books recently?’
Getting so good
‘He’s getting so good at telling his right from his far right.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Wednesday
Watch this
‘Watch this lack of space.’
