Raise a few eyebrows
‘I want something that will raise a few eyebrows.’
KJ Lamb
Wednesday
Wednesday
Hide and DeepSeek
Hide and DeepSeek
Wednesday
Rewilding initiative
‘I’m not sure about this rewilding initiative.’
Monday
It’s a feedback form
‘It’s a feedback form from the Wise Men – how would we rate the gifts?’
Monday
You’re required to complete forms
‘You’re required to complete forms X24C and X25(F) for every household you visit.’
I’m not convinced this is going to work
‘I’m not convinced this is going to work.’
Poles apart
‘It’s like we’re poles apart.’
Wednesday
Instead of presents I’m giving you an experience
‘Instead of presents, I’m giving you an experience – not having any presents.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
What pairs well with eye of newt and toe of frog?
‘What pairs well with eye of newt and toe of frog?’
To be honest
‘To be honest, I was expecting more than this.’
Wednesday
Soup, anyone?
‘Soup, anyone?’
Wednesday
I just need spice
‘It’s not you, Marvin – I just need spice.’
Thursday
This is Ms Trellis
‘This is Ms Trellis, our drama teacher.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Yes Darren
‘Yes Darren, it’s just like when Daddy has his fingerprints taken.’
Wednesday
Burnt any good books recently?
‘Burnt any good books recently?’
