Kipper Williams

‘Hi honey, I’m still home!’

‘What a brilliant wheeze.’

‘The toga party’s over.’

‘It’s jabs for the boys.’

‘I’m being painted as a gold digger!’

‘I can feed 5,000 so long as they’re from the same household.’

‘Where are we supposed to go to stuff our faces?’

‘Why are we here?’

‘We’re going on somewhere!’

‘It could be worse, you could be Gavin Williamson.’