Kipper Williams

‘I can feed 5,000 so long as they’re from the same household.’

‘Where are we supposed to go to stuff our faces?’

‘Why are we here?’

‘We’re going on somewhere!’

‘It could be worse, you could be Gavin Williamson.’

‘I haven’t seen you on Zoom lately.’

‘Fourteen weeks of lockdown and I still haven’t read Ulysses.’

‘They’ll be stuck in her in-tray for 14 days.’

‘Then lockdown happened and I started getting interested in them.’