Kipper Williams

‘Briefing room or next door revamp?’

‘If it’s Harry I’m in a meeting.’

‘Don’t talk to me about home-schooling.’

‘Hi honey, I’m still home!’

‘What a brilliant wheeze.’

‘The toga party’s over.’

‘It’s jabs for the boys.’

‘I’m being painted as a gold digger!’

‘I can feed 5,000 so long as they’re from the same household.’

‘Where are we supposed to go to stuff our faces?’