Kipper Williams

‘Have you considered becoming a Covid test provider?’

‘Get a move on and you won’t have to pay sugar tax.’

‘If Covid doesn’t kill us, the junk food will.’

‘See you on Freedom Day.’

‘That’s nearly as much as a two-bed fisherman’s cottage’

‘How long have you got?’

‘The pay’s the thing!’

‘It’s to protect me from frostbite.’

‘Oh no — I’ll be able to show my face in public.’