Been to Glastonbury
‘So, what makes you think we’ve been to Glastonbury?’
Kipper Williams
Thursday
Thursday
Thursday
This is us doing the conga
‘This is us doing the conga.’
I’m in luck – there’s a fly in my soup
‘I’m in luck – there’s a fly in my soup.’
Thursday
She’s applied to join Nato
‘I’m not saying we aren’t getting on but she’s applied to join Nato.’
Thursday
‘It’s the beer talking.’
‘It’s the beer talking.’
Thursday
Thursday
Thursday
Tough choices
‘Merlot? Chardonnay? Rioja? Pinot Grigio?’
Thursday
Oligarch mansion for sale
‘He’s having to sell it to pay his gas bill.’
Thursday
On the plus side
‘On the plus side, it’s stopped us being terrified of Covid.’
Thursday
It’s time to move on
‘It’s time to move on.’
Thursday
Partygate probe
‘Is this a good time?’
Thursday
Leader’s wife
‘Take me to your leader’s wife.’
Thursday
They’ll have to go cap in hand to Gary Lineker
‘They’ll have to go cap in hand to Gary Lineker.’
Levelling up
Levelling up
Operation red meat
‘Sausage rolls, lamb bites, beef crostini…’