Kipper Williams

‘Maaate!’

‘On the plus side, we’re not in Rome.’

‘They’ve all had work done!’

‘Time for Rishi to put his foot down.’

‘We put the wrong bins out!’

‘Is there a credible offer in the house?’

‘A grooming gang forced me to join.’

‘I see economists getting inflation forecasts wrong again.’

‘Take these and you’ll never grow up.’

‘Can I get that book about modern English usage?’

‘Her life’s going to feel terribly empty.’

‘I’ve booked Downing Street for the boozy launch party.’

‘I owned a woodburner.’