Is there a credible offer in the house?
‘Is there a credible offer in the house?’
Kipper Williams
Wednesday
Tuesday
A grooming gang forced me to join
‘A grooming gang forced me to join.’
Wednesday
Economists getting inflation forecasts wrong again
‘I see economists getting inflation forecasts wrong again.’
Wednesday
Take these and you’ll never grow up
‘Take these and you’ll never grow up.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Can I get that book about modern English usage?
‘Can I get that book about modern English usage?’
The White House says the flying objects aren’t aliens
‘The White House says the flying objects aren’t aliens.’
Wednesday
Terribly empty
‘Her life’s going to feel terribly empty.’
Wednesday
‘I’ve booked Downing Street for the boozy launch party.’
‘I’ve booked Downing Street for the boozy launch party.’
Wednesday
I owned a woodburner
‘I owned a woodburner.’
Friday
Bring me flesh and bring me wine
‘Bring me flesh and bring me wine but hold the flesh.’
Wednesday
Do you know how much eggs cost?
‘Do you know how much eggs cost?’
Wednesday
Havn’t seen you in church
‘I haven’t seen you in church lately.’
Thursday
They’ll only blow it on Glastonbury tickets
‘They’ll only blow it on Glastonbury tickets.’
Thursday
Migrants or prime ministers?
‘Migrants or prime ministers?’
