Rewilding gardens
Kipper Williams
Wednesday
Wednesday
Wednesday
Wrong bins out
‘We put the wrong bins out!’
Wednesday
Is there a credible offer in the house?
‘Is there a credible offer in the house?’
Tuesday
A grooming gang forced me to join
‘A grooming gang forced me to join.’
Wednesday
Economists getting inflation forecasts wrong again
‘I see economists getting inflation forecasts wrong again.’
Wednesday
Take these and you’ll never grow up
‘Take these and you’ll never grow up.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Can I get that book about modern English usage?
‘Can I get that book about modern English usage?’
The White House says the flying objects aren’t aliens
‘The White House says the flying objects aren’t aliens.’
Wednesday
Terribly empty
‘Her life’s going to feel terribly empty.’
Wednesday
‘I’ve booked Downing Street for the boozy launch party.’
‘I’ve booked Downing Street for the boozy launch party.’
Wednesday
I owned a woodburner
‘I owned a woodburner.’
Friday
Bring me flesh and bring me wine
‘Bring me flesh and bring me wine but hold the flesh.’
Wednesday
Do you know how much eggs cost?
‘Do you know how much eggs cost?’
Wednesday
Havn’t seen you in church
‘I haven’t seen you in church lately.’
