Kipper Williams

‘Where were you the first time anybody asked where you were the day Kennedy died?’

‘How was I?’

‘The heat pump works OK – it just needs a bit of back-up.’

‘Because it’s the only way I’ll get into the Garrick...’

‘She swears like an education secretary.’

‘Up a bit...’

‘Maaate!’

‘On the plus side, we’re not in Rome.’

‘They’ve all had work done!’

‘Time for Rishi to put his foot down.’

‘We put the wrong bins out!’