Kipper Williams

‘I know how they feel.’

‘They’ve sent us Oliver Dowden.’

‘Where were you the first time anybody asked where you were the day Kennedy died?’

‘How was I?’

‘The heat pump works OK – it just needs a bit of back-up.’

‘Because it’s the only way I’ll get into the Garrick...’

‘She swears like an education secretary.’

‘Up a bit...’

‘Maaate!’

‘On the plus side, we’re not in Rome.’

‘They’ve all had work done!’

‘Time for Rishi to put his foot down.’