Left at the Turkish barber
‘Left at the Turkish barber, right at the Turkish barber, cross the road at the Turkish barber...’
Kipper Williams
Wednesday
Wednesday
You must feel terribly isolated in the Conservative party
‘You must feel terribly isolated in the Conservative party.’
Wednesday
Chin up, Methuselah
‘Chin up, Methuselah – the state pension can’t be far off.’
Stay clear
‘Stay clear of Piers Morgan.’
Wednesday
He’s incredibly disciplined
‘He’s incredibly disciplined – he doesn’t vape for 36 hours at the start of each week.’
I’m only fasting
‘I’m only fasting so I’ll have more soup to throw at the Mona Lisa.’
Wednesday
No more for me
‘No more for me, I’m starting to feel smug.’
Wednesday
We’ve let it rest enough
‘I think we’ve let it rest enough.’
Friday
How they feel
‘I know how they feel.’
Thursday
Wednesday
Oliver Dowden
‘They’ve sent us Oliver Dowden.’
Wednesday
Where were you?
‘Where were you the first time anybody asked where you were the day Kennedy died?’
Wednesday
Wednesday
How was I?
‘How was I?’
Wednesday
It’s the wrong crisis for my skill set
‘It’s the wrong crisis for my skill set.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
The heat pump works OK
‘The heat pump works OK – it just needs a bit of back-up.’
