Kipper Williams

‘I haven’t seen you on Zoom lately.’

‘Fourteen weeks of lockdown and I still haven’t read Ulysses.’

‘They’ll be stuck in her in-tray for 14 days.’

‘Then lockdown happened and I started getting interested in them.’

‘Dad, what’s a coffee house?’

Lockdown fatigue.

‘No change there then.’

‘It’ll give them a bit longer to get properly radicalised.’

‘They need protecting from the Duke of Edinburgh.’