Turn off our gas
‘I wish the Russians would turn off our gas.’
‘I wish the Russians would turn off our gas.’
‘He’s gaslighting us.’
‘Relax — we’ve hired consultants to look at the problem.’
‘I need to look something up. What’s the wifi password?’
‘I’d love to go on holiday, but I can’t bear to leave my owner in quarantine.’
‘How about install a load of Huawei kit then rip it out again?’