Grizelda

‘Which public sector bailout did you make money in?’

‘I draw the line at rich people getting poorer as well.’

‘And these are our low fixed-rate mortgages…’

‘What sort of mortgage misery are you looking for?’

‘There must be someone who is interested in my unwanted sexual attention.’

‘We really hoped we’d be Tories by now.’

‘Hold the front page!’

‘I didn’t realise there was a university campus nearby.’

‘Your ideas haven’t gone down well with the online mob.’

‘Ugh! They’re trolling each other again.’

‘Yes, our kids are happy with their genders.’

‘No one’s bothering to talk to Geoff – he’s lost his blue tick.’

‘Mummy, can you burn me a story?’

‘Let’s renounce something everyone’s forgotten.’