Grizelda

‘Did you have to be lured into ordering the siren?’

‘Oh look. They’re playing doctors and nurses.’

‘We’ve drawn a helpful list of things you can no longer afford.’

‘It’s not ladylike to fight.’

‘Oh look! A bank.’

‘Pssst, I completely agree with you.’

‘Don’t get too excited… this one’s public anger.’

‘We need to work on this campaign literature.’

‘He’s just seen photographic evidence of what an idiot he is.’

‘Well, it’s nice of them to turn up to your lecture.’

‘You can’t afford any.’

‘Put up your savings interest rates, now!’

‘For God’s sake, agree with him! He has a million followers on Twitter.’

‘On the internet, make sure no one knows you’re a woman.’

‘That’ll be 8,300 calories.’

‘But that’s why I vote for them!’

‘I see the guidance has changed.’